1. austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    (via quadrantvacillation)

     

  2. twcno:

    futurebatgirl:

    patrexes:

    4sensesplusascarf:

    Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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    remove cattle from stage

    that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

    • balance your chair on two legs”
    • "continue swimming motion"
    • "insert peanuts"
    • "play ball!"
    • "release the penguins"
    • "gradually become agitated"
    • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

    (via valkyriemusic)

     
  3. blvckzoro:

    indikos:

    burned my hand curling my hair today

    worth it

    Man listen….

    (via mickuro)

     
  4. disneysnewgroove:

    Disney movies in order of historical setting

    (Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

    (via sassking-trevor)

     

  5. the-leader-in-red:

    johncougar:

    weirdvvolf:

    papauera:

    lofticri3s:

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    This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

    favorite things about this

    • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
    • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
    • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
    • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

    I JUST DIED

    I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

    (Source: skypevevo, via valkyriemusic)

     

  6. sharky-bandit:

    actualleighdanielavidan:

    jaltoid:

    pearljammin:

    I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED

    HELP

    HELP

    HELHPP

    HHLEPPLP

    mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club

    I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.

    I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really

    (Source: jingledink, via mickuro)

     

  7. sheikofthesheikah:

    dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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  8. (Source: awkward-lee, via stoner-blake)

     
  9. iwasawasstrings:

    condensedbloodmilk:

    the-dragonblades-shadow:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    //This began the rise of Aperture Science.

    SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

    That was the most Cave Johnson statement I’ve ever seen

    (via stoner-blake)

     
  10. pr1nceshawn:

    Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

    (Source: College Humor, via stoner-blake)

     
  11. triisoup:

    lolitsgabe:

    aquanite:

    panned:

    THIS CAT FIGURED OUT HOW TO KNOCK SO HE CAN COME IN OMG

    I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO THROW UP FROM LAUGHING

    My cats need to learn how to do this so they stop SCRATCHING THE BATHROOM DOOR TO PIECES.

    THUMPER CAT

    (Source: frankbannister, via passivefan)

     
     
  12. theuppitynegras:

    haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

    cultofthepigeon:

    mariofartwii:

    I will never get over the hate that surrounds Ohio.

    FUKING MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER SEEN DEAR FUCKING CHRIST BLESS

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    I came out just to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now

    (via starlight-flowers)

     
  13. (Source: b-bumb, via xuunies)

     
     

  14. abaddonadler:

    abaddonadler:

    One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

    You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

    (Source: buckyismyhero, via brogendered)

     

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